Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel Pick up your shovel, mount your arses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, Lay down your shovels, sit on your arses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your arses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
Full Version: Why I Was Depressed
QUOTE (Z71Vol @ Jul 1 2010, 09:45 AM) 
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel Pick up your shovel, mount your arses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, Lay down your shovels, sit on your arses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your arses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, Lay down your shovels, sit on your arses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your arses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
HAHA ahh love a good laugh before bed
Nice!
thats a good one
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