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post Jan 17 2018, 09:24 PM
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One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.

However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

Well, here it is:

* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

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* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic
in bed."

That's Advertising.
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* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.
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* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.
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* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.
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* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.
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* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.
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* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of
one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.
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* You are at a party; this old man walks up to you and grabs your arse.

That's Bill Clinton
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* You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you
were offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America


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post Jan 18 2018, 06:12 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA! That's great! LMAO!!! roflblack.gif laff.gif


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post Jan 25 2018, 03:52 PM
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post Jan 26 2018, 04:05 PM
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Still great ones the second time through! thumbsup.png


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